This will be my very final post. I am so exited that it will be my last, but im also sad. Every thing I posted will always be quite funny and yet alwas here no matter what. But thats beside the point. My story for today will be about my new bmx bike that will be ariving today.
When I get home I will see a big pacage in front of the door. I will most likelly start building the bike right away. When it is built, I will have my mom take me to the skate park and I will just stay there for hours on end, just having a good time.
My bike is a red bike with 23 inch long tieres. It also has 20 centimiter wide for the tieres. The bike itself is 4 ft. and a half long. With the tieres on, it will be three feet off the ground.
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
The WEEK AFTER SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(AHHH)
So far the weeks after spring break have been great. So don't let the title fool you. First it started off with going back to school and getting to see my friends again. So many people were their, to the point I couldn't remember a few names. I wasn't here for the last two days beffor the break, so I got a few really loud YOUR BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!'s. It was really funny. I was so glad to see all of my friends again.
The next few days after that had been a little hazy. All I remember in just having a fun time. Turns out I got all sorts of missing work. I which I completed. I had also figured out that my mom had my money from when I was working with my uncle. On the weekend, my brother rode bulls again. I met a really nice rodeo clown who wanted me to clown with him. I said sure, and my mom stoped me dead in my tracks. She said that I need to learn how to clown first.
Before all of the rodio buis happened, we went fishing twice. We sadly cought nothing. We also went fishing at bar lake were the fish are out in the middle of the lake. Me and my Brother went to the little stream over there, and tried to catch craw dads, and bottem feeders. It didn't work out the way we hoped it would.
I also learned over the weekend that I could buy a bike, but my money would have to be put onto a card. So we did all of that. Then I went searching online for my new bike. I found a nice four foot long bike, with twenty inch long tieres, that were twenty four centimeteres wide. It was red with a nice body. The handle bars are twenty two inches long.
So I am going to sit at my house waiting for the bike to arive on Thursday. Although the catch is that my parents said that I have to get my progress reports, or infinate campuse password. So if I have good grades, I get the bike, if their bad I don't. So im hoping I get the first option.
theres really nothing else to mention, so engoy a picture of a dinasuar making a bed.
The next few days after that had been a little hazy. All I remember in just having a fun time. Turns out I got all sorts of missing work. I which I completed. I had also figured out that my mom had my money from when I was working with my uncle. On the weekend, my brother rode bulls again. I met a really nice rodeo clown who wanted me to clown with him. I said sure, and my mom stoped me dead in my tracks. She said that I need to learn how to clown first.
Before all of the rodio buis happened, we went fishing twice. We sadly cought nothing. We also went fishing at bar lake were the fish are out in the middle of the lake. Me and my Brother went to the little stream over there, and tried to catch craw dads, and bottem feeders. It didn't work out the way we hoped it would.
I also learned over the weekend that I could buy a bike, but my money would have to be put onto a card. So we did all of that. Then I went searching online for my new bike. I found a nice four foot long bike, with twenty inch long tieres, that were twenty four centimeteres wide. It was red with a nice body. The handle bars are twenty two inches long.
So I am going to sit at my house waiting for the bike to arive on Thursday. Although the catch is that my parents said that I have to get my progress reports, or infinate campuse password. So if I have good grades, I get the bike, if their bad I don't. So im hoping I get the first option.
theres really nothing else to mention, so engoy a picture of a dinasuar making a bed.
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Assasins Creed VS GTA 5
Assassins Creed is created by the ubisoft producers and brings in a new point of veiw. It will alow the player to play as the originale Altier Ibbanlad, who is a ancestor of Desmond Miles. Desmond didn't know that he had a long lost tradition, that was about to be uncovered.
One helpless day, Desmond was aproached by two Abstergo scientists, and offered him a job. Desmond, being as stupid as he is took the job. Which little does he know that this job is going to change his life. When Desmond got to the place of his new ob, he relized that he was working for rich billionares. He found the job givers and followed him to his work station. They led him to a kinda small table built to fit a humans comfert. All of a sudden he seen a dart come at him, and fell, in a deep sleep. He woke up to the sounds of a man talking. Then noticed the insanely white world all around him. He shouted for the man to find out where he is.
The man finally answered and said that he was in an animouse. He explained what the anamouse is, then told him that he was going to be living his ansestors history, and show them what his ansestores are. He instantly launched into a random persons body. The man was covered in all white with a hood covering his head, with a lot of fellow companions who looked just like him. He turned tword a flag that was hanging on a wall, and when the job giver seen what it had on it, he said THE ASSASSINS.
The mistical world of GTA 5 is a really fun one. You practicle get to do every thing you get to do in Assassins Creed, but with a wider range of weapons, and a bigger wide range map. When you start the game, it'll introduce you to the main charictors, Michlle, Trevor, And Franklin. Although Franklin is introduced last, he has some of the best side missions ever in the game. He also suprisingly makes more money, has a special ability when he is driving a car, and is a very cool guy. Trevor is a very unstable person, who went mentilly insane in the desert. He also cann be a very tough guy who you never want to get into a fight with.
Michlle is the most cool guy in the game, meaning he can keep his calm. He is not very unstable, but is a very sarcastick guy with the most horrable jokes ever. But when he wants to get mad, he gets like hulk mad. But all I can say, is that theres just not much to the game.
So all in all, I think that Assassins Creed 1-6 are the best games ever.
One helpless day, Desmond was aproached by two Abstergo scientists, and offered him a job. Desmond, being as stupid as he is took the job. Which little does he know that this job is going to change his life. When Desmond got to the place of his new ob, he relized that he was working for rich billionares. He found the job givers and followed him to his work station. They led him to a kinda small table built to fit a humans comfert. All of a sudden he seen a dart come at him, and fell, in a deep sleep. He woke up to the sounds of a man talking. Then noticed the insanely white world all around him. He shouted for the man to find out where he is.
The man finally answered and said that he was in an animouse. He explained what the anamouse is, then told him that he was going to be living his ansestors history, and show them what his ansestores are. He instantly launched into a random persons body. The man was covered in all white with a hood covering his head, with a lot of fellow companions who looked just like him. He turned tword a flag that was hanging on a wall, and when the job giver seen what it had on it, he said THE ASSASSINS.
The mistical world of GTA 5 is a really fun one. You practicle get to do every thing you get to do in Assassins Creed, but with a wider range of weapons, and a bigger wide range map. When you start the game, it'll introduce you to the main charictors, Michlle, Trevor, And Franklin. Although Franklin is introduced last, he has some of the best side missions ever in the game. He also suprisingly makes more money, has a special ability when he is driving a car, and is a very cool guy. Trevor is a very unstable person, who went mentilly insane in the desert. He also cann be a very tough guy who you never want to get into a fight with.
Michlle is the most cool guy in the game, meaning he can keep his calm. He is not very unstable, but is a very sarcastick guy with the most horrable jokes ever. But when he wants to get mad, he gets like hulk mad. But all I can say, is that theres just not much to the game.
So all in all, I think that Assassins Creed 1-6 are the best games ever.
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
My New Job
Since my brother has been doing the rodeo, I took an interest in doing a part of it with him. I tried riding a bull, it didn't work. So I tried to be the gate opener, it didn't work. I also tried to help get all of the wrappings of the rope on the bulls flank, it didn't work. Finally my uncle gave me the idea of being a rodeo clown.
One of the benifits of being a rodeo clown, is that you get paid very good. I will also be the one getting to have the bull charge at me, while my brother is safely out of the way of two or more very dangerouse horns. Also I get to be with a bull in a ring that will give me a fifty fifty chance of death. And if my brother gets knocked out, I get to spray him with water, then rush him to the hospital.
My mom said that if I get hurt, he and my uncle will be on the front of the horns. But I think she was joking. All I know is that this will be an interesting job. I cant wait to step in to the ring with a bull.
One of the benifits of being a rodeo clown, is that you get paid very good. I will also be the one getting to have the bull charge at me, while my brother is safely out of the way of two or more very dangerouse horns. Also I get to be with a bull in a ring that will give me a fifty fifty chance of death. And if my brother gets knocked out, I get to spray him with water, then rush him to the hospital.
My mom said that if I get hurt, he and my uncle will be on the front of the horns. But I think she was joking. All I know is that this will be an interesting job. I cant wait to step in to the ring with a bull.
Monday, April 6, 2015
My spring break
Over spring break, I had two very special ocasions. One was my birthday that was really fantastic. The second was my family coming down to visit us!! When my family arived, I din't even hear them come in the door celebrating and talking with the others, when all of a sudden there is this dog jumping onto my bed and licking me furiously. I tried to gather up all of the exitment.
"Tinker-Bell, what are you doing?" I asked curiously, then remembered that she was my cousens dog, and he lived down in grand junction. I leaped up of the bed being tailed by a little chawiniee. I ran right into my cousen and gave him a big hug. He started to get really exited and stood up with me hanging two feet off the ground by his neck. I then ran to were I heard my grandmas voice. When I saw her I gave Her a even biger hug then my cousans hug.
When we all got gathered round me and my cousan checked out all of the cool stuff we had gotten when we had been seperate. He had gotten a nice new gamers tv, a ps3, and a brand new bike. I showed him my new boots, and my new video games. He got all of his stuff together, and we played GTA5 for a while.
Also while he was down here, we got to see my little cousan Cambrie. She is skylers little sister.
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In other news we got to watch my brother ride his first bull. He was really stoked when he found out that he was going to ride. We also got to watch plenty of other rides befor he finally rode. When it came time for him to ride, we were all on the edge of our seats. He was nervise getting on the bull, but when he sat down on it, all of that stuff went away. It was just him and the bull now. He and the bull went rushing out of the shoot, and finally after 4=5 seconds, my brother fell off. He had so much of an adrenillen rush, he didn't relize that the bull had thrown him off into a concrete wall.
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"Tinker-Bell, what are you doing?" I asked curiously, then remembered that she was my cousens dog, and he lived down in grand junction. I leaped up of the bed being tailed by a little chawiniee. I ran right into my cousen and gave him a big hug. He started to get really exited and stood up with me hanging two feet off the ground by his neck. I then ran to were I heard my grandmas voice. When I saw her I gave Her a even biger hug then my cousans hug.
When we all got gathered round me and my cousan checked out all of the cool stuff we had gotten when we had been seperate. He had gotten a nice new gamers tv, a ps3, and a brand new bike. I showed him my new boots, and my new video games. He got all of his stuff together, and we played GTA5 for a while.
Also while he was down here, we got to see my little cousan Cambrie. She is skylers little sister.
<---------------SKYLERIn other news we got to watch my brother ride his first bull. He was really stoked when he found out that he was going to ride. We also got to watch plenty of other rides befor he finally rode. When it came time for him to ride, we were all on the edge of our seats. He was nervise getting on the bull, but when he sat down on it, all of that stuff went away. It was just him and the bull now. He and the bull went rushing out of the shoot, and finally after 4=5 seconds, my brother fell off. He had so much of an adrenillen rush, he didn't relize that the bull had thrown him off into a concrete wall.
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Wednesday, March 25, 2015
My Voondava Weekend
Over the weekend I went to work with my uncle. I can't say it was bad, and I can't say that it was good.
When we first got to the house that we were suposed to completely destroy, we had to take all of the tools wich weight about 600 lds. all together. This took atleast one entire hour to do. We had to set up two long shelfs with one story high compartments, just to fit 2/3 of the tools. After we got the tools something unexpeted happened!
My Uncle asked me to pick up all the mess in the front room and vacume. The strange thing is that I liked doing the cleaning jobs! After a while, I couldn't stop cleaning. But ,finally it was time. We started the demolishion! We took down an entire wall. We had to take down trim, so that we could stick a crow-bar behind the wall to pry it off.
After the wall was done we went to go eat lunch. After lunch we returned to a house that is going to be nothing in a few days. When we got back to the house, my Uncle told me that I needed to clean up all of the dust, wall pieces, and vacume up the spiders and webs. I was never happier in my life.
When I go all of my cleaning done, It was time to leave. The next day, when we returned, there wasn't much to do exept tear apart a hallway wall, and the bathroom. My Uncle let me do the hallway by myself, because he thought that it would take me a while so he could help my brother. I cleared the wall in less that two hole minutes. My Uncle was seriously impressed.
After I took down the wall the owners came and asked me and my brother of a favor. They wanted me and my brother to help them move some boxes out of one of the houses to a different one up the road. After me and my brother did that we got an extra ten dollers! My Uncle got extremely jealous, although he makes $43.50 an hour. He also gets paid for lunch, lunch time, hotel rents (because he lives in Idaho), and also his trip down to Colorado.
He said we are making what he makes in an hour a day. So we are getting paid very good, but not as good as he is. So, for working the wekend, we are getting $136 for the weekend. We also just finished for the time being, and won't be able to return. Well me and my brother won't. So I hope that I will be able to come back to the house some time soon. If you have done a job, and you are reading this, you should tell me about it, or make a blog for it.
When we first got to the house that we were suposed to completely destroy, we had to take all of the tools wich weight about 600 lds. all together. This took atleast one entire hour to do. We had to set up two long shelfs with one story high compartments, just to fit 2/3 of the tools. After we got the tools something unexpeted happened!
My Uncle asked me to pick up all the mess in the front room and vacume. The strange thing is that I liked doing the cleaning jobs! After a while, I couldn't stop cleaning. But ,finally it was time. We started the demolishion! We took down an entire wall. We had to take down trim, so that we could stick a crow-bar behind the wall to pry it off.
After the wall was done we went to go eat lunch. After lunch we returned to a house that is going to be nothing in a few days. When we got back to the house, my Uncle told me that I needed to clean up all of the dust, wall pieces, and vacume up the spiders and webs. I was never happier in my life.
When I go all of my cleaning done, It was time to leave. The next day, when we returned, there wasn't much to do exept tear apart a hallway wall, and the bathroom. My Uncle let me do the hallway by myself, because he thought that it would take me a while so he could help my brother. I cleared the wall in less that two hole minutes. My Uncle was seriously impressed.
After I took down the wall the owners came and asked me and my brother of a favor. They wanted me and my brother to help them move some boxes out of one of the houses to a different one up the road. After me and my brother did that we got an extra ten dollers! My Uncle got extremely jealous, although he makes $43.50 an hour. He also gets paid for lunch, lunch time, hotel rents (because he lives in Idaho), and also his trip down to Colorado.
He said we are making what he makes in an hour a day. So we are getting paid very good, but not as good as he is. So, for working the wekend, we are getting $136 for the weekend. We also just finished for the time being, and won't be able to return. Well me and my brother won't. So I hope that I will be able to come back to the house some time soon. If you have done a job, and you are reading this, you should tell me about it, or make a blog for it.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
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My Upcoming Birthday
My Birthday is in a few days on March 31. I am Very excited for this special ocasion. When it comes time for my birthday, I will already trying to find presents to open. I will have a kindda small party. The only ones coming will be my family. When I find out what my parents got me, and were they take me, I will be about ready to explode with excitement.
My brother will probably tell me all of my preasent's and were my party will be. He usually does that every year. But I just really can'nt wait for my party, and to see all of my family there to have a good time. I will be turning 13. When the time comes, I wont be able to sleep because of all the rushing ecitment.
After the party I will probably come home and get a good nites rest. I will do this because party'ing is a really hard thing to do. LoL, im just kidding. I might just stay in my brothers room playing my XbOx with him. I will mayby ask him what it is like for him when he turrned 13. My only preasents that I want is to get money from my parents and famiy, and also to be able to work for my uncle at his clients house demolishing the whole house.
As usual, my cousan will probable slam my face into the cake. Thus ruining it for everyone, but me!! But my cousan hasen't done that to me for years. I wonder what it was like to get your face slammed into a cake, then have frosting go up your nose.
Im sure that what ever I have done to me, it will be a rush. Why don't any of my veiwers post an embarising picture of their face getting slammed into a cake. Or you can tell me about a halariouse birthday acident that will be a smash.
After the party I will probably come home and get a good nites rest. I will do this because party'ing is a really hard thing to do. LoL, im just kidding. I might just stay in my brothers room playing my XbOx with him. I will mayby ask him what it is like for him when he turrned 13. My only preasents that I want is to get money from my parents and famiy, and also to be able to work for my uncle at his clients house demolishing the whole house.
As usual, my cousan will probable slam my face into the cake. Thus ruining it for everyone, but me!! But my cousan hasen't done that to me for years. I wonder what it was like to get your face slammed into a cake, then have frosting go up your nose.
Im sure that what ever I have done to me, it will be a rush. Why don't any of my veiwers post an embarising picture of their face getting slammed into a cake. Or you can tell me about a halariouse birthday acident that will be a smash.
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