My New Job

  Since my brother has been doing the rodeo, I took an interest in doing a part of it with him. I tried riding a bull, it didn't work. So I tried to be the gate opener, it didn't work. I also tried to help get all of the wrappings of the rope on the bulls flank, it didn't work. Finally my uncle gave me the idea of being a rodeo clown.









  One of the benifits of being a rodeo  clown, is that you get paid very good. I will also be the one getting to have the bull charge at me, while my brother is safely out of the way of two or more very dangerouse horns. Also I get to be with a bull in a ring that will give me a fifty fifty chance of death. And if my brother gets knocked out, I get to spray him with water, then rush him to the hospital.







My mom said that if I get hurt, he and my uncle will be on the front of the horns. But I think she was joking. All I know is that this will be an interesting job. I cant wait to step in to the ring with a bull.